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My 'I hate list'

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My I hate list
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I hate that flutes have the freaking melody all the time and they're SO.QUIET.
I hate my band director telling us to quiet down so we can hear DA LOVELY FLUTES.
I hate people who pretend to be 'nerds'. Can't you find something better to pose as?
I hate the girls that wear peace signs all the time and have no idea they're from the sixties.
I hate it when clay stuff explodes at school and breaks my project.
I hate hypocrites.
I hate people that think they have everything they read about/hear about/friend has it.
I hate self-diagnosis.
I hate it when I get the thunder gun and my game freaking freezes.
I hate being on a team fortress team with no medic and a billion soldiers.
I hate it when my mom makes random noises with a toothbrush in her mouth and expects me to understand.
I hate how there is a wolf/pony version of everything.
I hate how I didn't know which form of their/there/they're to use.
I hate wolf Ocs with huge hair.
I hate Ocs that shift from wolf to human just to switch up the RP.
I hate rape in role-play. It's not sexy, it's not cool. It's disgusting.
I hate characters that have babies with anything that moves.
I hate how children get all the attention.
I hate how my aunt complains about all the issues she has when she's pregnant. Learn the first time.
I hate my distant relative Carol Anne.
I hate her talking about her 'adult time' while I'm around.
I hate whores.
I hate 'sixteen and pregnant.'
I hate how no one in my health class understood not giving yourself to someone before marriage.
I hate two day relationships.
I hate people kissing in hallways.
I hate having people ask me out and saying no.
I hate talking about my relationship.
I hate the fact I'm too shy to text anyone first.
I hate the fact my mom texts my boyfriend because I'm too shy to do it.
I hate male make-up.
I hate make-up in general.
I hate plastic surgery.
I hate asking what time it is and someone quoting high school musical.
I hate people that can't take a joke.
I hate people that think everything is racist.
I hate people that think I'm racist.
I hate racists.
I hate sexists.
I hate homophobes.
I hate people that think all boys/men are pigs.
I hate people that think all girls/women are stupid or crazy.
I hate movies that rely completely on toilet/dirty humor.
I hate the fact that color can be spelt colour.
I hate the same thing with Grey and Gray.
I hate how I just capitalized grey/gray.
I hate how I noticed that.
I hate how someone is going to call me OCD because of it.
I hate how I didn't even bother to fix it.
I hate being told to roll in karate class.
I hate my fear of neck/head injury.
I hate the fact I only have that fear because of experience.
I hate naruto.
I hate anime with the exception of two shows (Early pokemon, Hetalia)
I hate Hetalia's fan base.
I hate people that think they're history geniuses because of Hetalia.
I hate hipsters.
I hate combing my hair.
I hate the fact my hair looks gross if I don't attack it with a comb.
I hate the fact it frizzes anyway.
I hate road rovers.
I hate being called a furry.
I hate that celeberties get special treatment from crimes.
I hate the fact they let a molester play in the super bowl.
I hate Lil wayne.
I hate Michel Vick.
I hate the fact he's on my home team.
I hate rap music.
I hate screamo.
I hate the majority of country music.
I hate that Taylor Swift's songs are all about the SAME THING.
I hate people that post her/any lyrics as a face book status.
I hate reading books in play form.
I hate the fact my school made us read the play version of Anne Frank. Is the diary too intense?
I hate saying 'I hate everyone' and the fact I do it all the time.
I hate people that list people I don't hate after I say that.
I hate droughts.
I hate it when it looks like it's going to rain, and then it doesn't.
I hate it when it rains for ten minutes and stops.
I hate that I'm not as creative as I used to be.
I hate the fact that I'm lazier then I used to be.
I hate the nitrogen build up in my back from sitting down/laying down.
I hate having to take a freaking horse pill multi-vitamin.
I hate living on Motrin when I get cramps.
I hate cramps.
I hate the fact I get them even when I'm not on my 'gift'.
I hate the fact people call it a 'gift.' Bleeding isn't a gift.
I hate the fact I'm afraid to curse.
I hate people that curse all the time though.
I hate how my mellophone is so heavy.
I hate how word thinks my last name is a typo, and changes it even though I tell it not to ten times.
I hate my bus.
I hate taking the bus.
I hate people that find absolutely NO way to be happy in school.
I hate people that are never happy. FIND SOMETHING.
I hate the fact I suck at comforting people.
I hate how people in track think they're awesome.
I hate it when people in track challenge me to a race.
I hate it that when I beat them they call me a cheater and/or pester me into joining track.
I hate the fact I didn't join track.
I hate the fact I don't play a sport.
I hate the fact I'm not better at them.
I hate people that call me an Asian wannabe for doing Tae kwon do.
I hate people that think all Asians know karate/kung-fu/tae kwon do.
I hate people that think they're all the same thing.
I hate spray tans.
I hate people that walk around like oranges and think they're hot.
I hate sad commercials.
I hate seeing paralyzed veterans.
I hate how long this list is.
I hate how I'm ending it now.
I hate goodbyes.
I hate how sappy that sounded.
I hate hugs.
THIS LIST IS SUPPOSED TO BE OVER.
I'll put this in scraps later.
I hate stuff :dummy:
© 2011 - 2024 DianaAxeKick
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NeptuneHamster's avatar

bish you just described my entire life 🤣